Quality for broke people.
In this economy? You bet, my king.
[SFW Only] -- [Non-RP is okay!] -- [LGBTQIA+ Friendly]
GOBLINWARES
About the shoppe
-- Adamantoise --
-- Lavender Beds --
-- Ward 22, Plot 35 --
RP or just visit for the Business! Made-to-order gear sets or pieces with a wait time (but affordable prices). Haggling encouraged! If you have a price range, I'll help you out. Occasional gil-free gear pieces for adventurers in need!Need gear after-hours? If you catch me online, just send a /tell!
Other Fun Activites to do at the shoppe
Free amenities!
Lucky Dips!
Clogged toilet!
Free GC turn-ins!
Unreported petty theft!
Fellowship available!
Let's do the Business!
The Merchant, and company
Goblin extraordinaire.
Local dad.
Very bad at lore.
Very good at the Business.
Anything you need, or any questions, just ask.
what does this shoppe sell?
Goblin store in a funky goblin cave. Made it myself to show off my amateur designer home skills and hopefully do some RP. (I'm bad.)
Welcome to GoblinWares, good fellow!
Visitors in all forms are welcome.
We aim to be a significantly more affordable option for gearsets or pieces - as long as you don't mind a wait time! There are often free things to grab, too! RP is not required, but very welcome.If you need to do something while the gear is being crafted, temporarily add the merchant as a friend so they can send you a /tell when it's done! Final price is discounted if the expected wait time is exceeded!We accept gear sponsorships, where folks can donate and leave a message in our book to provide a future set for someone who needs it! (General claiming protocol listed on the freebies page.)Otherwise, please feel free to make yourself at home and grab food, drink and a seat. Just-visiting is O-A-K, kids!Despite what the mannequins might tell you, the products provided here will break down at the same rate as any other merchant's goods. I promise, the gear is legit.Currently seeking a lawyer. Cheap only! We're not made of gil over here.
Travelling GoblinWares
Greetings good fellow!
GoblinWares is on the go!
Hailing from Aether is our GoblinWares staff member, on behalf of this discount [RP] business. They are traversing the data centres with entirely free [Lv.100] gearsets! Combat or tradescraft (tradie) sets - whatever you need!
The catch?
Nothing. It's for free.
It'll simply incur a wait time depending on pieces needed, and the place in queue. The staff member in question only has so many knapsack slots for carrying everything, after all.Please note that we legally can't accept tips unless you wish to be a sponsor.Sometimes, sets are kindly crafted by Mew Lancaster from the Aether Eorzea Postal Service!
Are you a tradie? Need an odd job for some gil? Inquire about temp-crafting!
We have the materials and pay, as long as you have the Mastercraft tomes and can NQ or HQ the tomestone pre-mats for Lv.100 gear! Base pay increases with each 20 items.[NQ rates] -- 15k base pay + 1.5k per material crafted
[HQ rates] -- 50k base pay + 5k per material crafted
Haven't caught us online? Use the form below. We can make what you need after-hours and will try to locate you within 48 hours. We apologise in advance if we can't find you, but will keep trying!
Are you a Materian? Consider us Goblin's Wareshouse. We'll beat it by 100%.
-- Freebies --
Please check out the Eorzea Postal Service (EPS)!
They kindly assist us with free gearsets for folks who need it!
Level 100 set (Any) --
(Thank you to the pre-DawnTrail donators!)Level 70-89 set (any) [made-to-order] --
Level 50-69 set (any) [made-to-order] --Any order worth around 200,000 --
[5 available!]
-[3 available!]
[1 available!][2 available!]
Current listings from the in-game message book [single freebies].
GEAR / GLAM
GEAR / GLAM
GEAR / GLAM
GEAR / GLAM
GEAR / GLAMACCESSORY
ACCESSORYITEM
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Showcased above is the average worker-consumer interaction at GoblinWares.
We learn specialised techniques only from the most trustworthy sources.
Rough protocol for how sponsorships claims are determined:Just for transparency purposes, I offer quite a bit of free gear. So whenever someone submits a donation, I only ever use the listing if someone comes in specifically asking for a free set (or requests a listing directly out of the book). It will never be offered directly, unless advertised on the party finder!So be rest assured that I'm not using the donations willy-nilly, and someone directly gets the full benefit of your kindness. The message-book listing is deleted once used, but I have immense gratitude for the assistance, so your name (or description if anonymous/unlisted) will go onto the thank you page.Furthermore-- if a high-end gearset isn't claimed by the time DawnTrail drops, it'll get upgraded to a current high-end set once sufficient materials are sourced.
Thank you, gamers
Your donation has been claimed, and the listing has been removed from the in-game message book.
â™ Thank you to Jun Szeto for the very first donation ever - someone needed a healer set!
â™ Thank you to the unlisted pyjama-wearing donator - someone needed a healer set!
â™ Thank you to Silas Osen for the donation - someone needed the high-end gatherer's set!
â™ Thank you to Noalle Valeriant - your donation was upgraded to a needed high-end crafter set!
In honour of Geriatric Joe, who WILL be famous someday.
Tomestone Requirements
Weapon mats not necessary!
PLD / WAR / GNB / DRK
[Fending Set] Gear Only:
[Xbr'aal Varnish] -- 4
[Purussaursus Skin] -- 12
[Potsworn's Abrasive] -- 12
[Pelupelu Yarn] -- 12
[Airbright Coolant] -- 18
DRG / RPR
[Maiming Set] Gear Only:
[Xbr'aal Varnish] -- 4
[Purussaursus Skin] -- 12
[Potsworn's Abrasive] -- 12
[Pelupelu Yarn] -- 12
[Airbright Coolant] -- 18
MNK / SAM
[Striking Set] Gear Only:
[Xbr'aal Varnish] -- 10
[Purussaursus Skin] -- 20
[Potsworn's Abrasive] -- 10
[Pelupelu Yarn] -- 18
NIN / VPR
[Scouting Set] Gear Only:
[Xbr'aal Varnish] -- 8
[Purussaursus Skin] -- 16
[Potsworn's Abrasive] -- 10
[Pelupelu Yarn] -- 20
[Airbright Coolant] -- 4
BRD / MCH / DNC
[Aiming Set] Gear Only:
[Xbr'aal Varnish] -- 8
[Purussaursus Skin] -- 16
[Potsworn's Abrasive] -- 10
[Pelupelu Yarn] -- 20
[Airbright Coolant] -- 4
BLM / SMN / RDM / PCT
[Casting Set] Gear Only:
[Xbr'aal Varnish] -- 10
[Purussaursus Skin] -- 20
[Potsworn's Abrasive] -- 10
[Pelupelu Yarn] -- 18
WHM / SCH / AST / SGE
[Healing Set] Gear Only:
[Xbr'aal Varnish] -- 10
[Purussaursus Skin] -- 20
[Potsworn's Abrasive] -- 10
[Pelupelu Yarn] -- 18
Bicolour Requirements
Gathering Set (tools included in numbers) -- Total Bicolor Gems = 180
| No. | Material | Where to find |
|---|---|---|
| 12 | Rroneek Fleece | Shaaloani (Hhusatahwi) |
| 8 | Gomphotherium Skin | Heritage Found (The Outskirts) |
| 40 | Gargantua Hide | Living Memory (Leynode Mnemo) |
Crafting Set (tools included in numbers) -- Total Bicolor Gems = 132
| No. | Material | Where to find |
|---|---|---|
| 8 | Rroneek Fleece | Shaaloani (Hhusatahwi) |
| 12 | Gomphotherium Skin | Heritage Found (The Outskirts) |
| 24 | Gargantua Hide | Living Memory (Leynode Mnemo) |
general price list
The below prices are a base idea only. Final price will never be higher, but classes/levels/worlds vary wildly in cost, so please haggle if you feel it should be lower! Check your local marketboard in advance! Haggling, material/tome-trading, or reasonable requests for free gear are highly encouraged! If you think I'm charging too much, let me know! I genuinely want to be an affordable option.
We apologise! We are not currently taking orders for the newest (i720) DoH/DoL pieces. Don't have the time to gather and craft pre-mats and the tools are a hellscape! Please note that pre-crafted mannequins are for sale!
Lv.100 Full Set -- [i710] -- [DoW/DoM]
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Left (gear + wep)
Right (jewellery)
Lv.100 Gear Only -- [i720] -- [Gathering]
pre-crafted only, please check mannequins
Lv.100 Gear Only -- [i720] -- [Crafting]
pre-crafted only, please check mannequins
Lv.100 Full Set, no tools -- [i690]
[Gathering or Crafting]
Lv.90 - 99 Full Set -- [ANY class]
Lv.70 - 89 Full Set -- [ANY class]
Left (gear + wep)
Right (jewellery)Lv.50 - 69nice Full Set -- [ANY class]
Left (gear + wep)
Right (jewellery)Lv.1 - 49 Full Set -- [ANY class]
150,000 gil
90,000 gil
60,000 gil100,000 gil
60,000 gil
40,000 gilFREE
â– Need free gear? Check the donation book in the waiting area to see if anyone has left a sponsored set! There are often free items listed there as well. â– â– Single or varied item requests are generally an on-the-fly offer â– â– Anything already melded is at NO EXTRA CHARGE! â–
â– Please note that melding may not occur for a long while for DawnTrail gearings. â– â– Otherwise, BYO materia for the free-of-charge materia-melding service! â– â– Sprouts, remind me of the 10% Garden-Club Discount! â–
[ FAQ ]
[How do you figure out your gear prices?]
I frequently check Marketboard and calculate the overall cost for a full set (for DoW/DoM, it's a high-priced set like Healing), roughly removing 10-25k per piece (10k for lower prices, up to 25k for higher prices). I also leave out the pricings for weapons/tools [DoW/DoM/DoL]. This only differs for [DoH] where there are 16 in total to make, so I leave out the pricings for 5+ entirely random tools (just won't bother checking the listings for several). I try and do this at regular intervals to ensure my discount prices are up-to-date.
merchant, staff and gleaners
â™ Zante (they/she/he)
Owner -- Merchant -- The Business
Mister GoblinWares. Mid-40s. Mildly unhinged, but in the fun aunt kinda way. Currently operating out of their own home. If they zone out that's just the narcolepsy (AFK) kicking in. Values goofy/comedic RP most of all (but happily engages in earnest moments, and will take you seriously).Here to learn about other people's stories and connect with them.Artwork masterpiece by Bergamot.
♣ Amren
Gleaner -- Housing Helper -- Genius
This wise sage and material-acquirer of the GoblinWares brand has been immensely helpful. Her assistance is invaluable, and she definitely gets her resources through legitimate means. Her help with housing details in the shoppe also does not go unrecognised.
♣ Bergamot
Gleaner -- Local Frog -- Snail Supplierhe helped too.(it is wednesday, my goobs)
currently seeking deliberately shit mspaint portraits for gil, contact me
the shoppe
mspaint flashbang
artwork by [Bergamot Grey, Adamantoise]
artwork by [Alyss Auberlaint, Adamantoise]
artwork by [mister goblinwares]
artwork by [Mew Lancaster, Sargatanas -- founder of the Eorzea Postal Service (of which, we are a huge fan)]
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verifiable PROOF that we're
allowed to be in business
And to anyone doubting the INTEGRITY of GoblinWares, here's my authentic PhD.
We offer some other fun things to try
[Lucky Dip!] -- Trade for a mystery-trade. Anything goes!
Link in chat which item you're betting with. That item will replace the one you win.
Random items I have are in an allocated slot in my inventory. Roll a D20 [/random 20] to determine which slot your bet item gets swapped with!
Sometimes shoe win, sometimes shoe lose.
[Unreported Petty Theft!] -- Free try once per visit
Pocket a couple coins from the pile on the floor.
Feel free to RP this.
Roll a D20 [/random 20] -- 1-10 is a handful of counterfeits -- 11-16 is a handful of chocolate coins -- 17-20 means you can roll a solid [/random] to get up to 100,000 gil! (We just add a couple zeroes to the end of your roll.) A spot of fun.
Have GC turn-ins you need done for the day?
We'll do it as a free service!
It's mostly just a pain for you to list them for me, but once that's over, I'll get you some HQ goods for a quick turn-in! If you can <link> them in chat, it helps a lot.
Check the message book for any guessing games. There's often some gil to be won on a 3-guess, 2-hint system. First round's just a straight-up wild guess.
[MS Paint commission] -- Coming Soon™
Free tea, coffee and snacks in the waiting area! Water is 500gil. Just kidding, haha. If the pitcher's empty, fill it up at the waterfall. If you need the bathroom, just ask the owner.